A few seconds ago, during...

EPISODE MMXXIII
RENN JAYWALKER: CITATION OF DESTINY

In a galaxy gridlocked by bureaucracy, one Jedi refuses to obey the lanes of power. But the Galactic Transit Compliance Bureau has dispatched its most relentless enforcer, MARSHAL VORN DRAYK. With his droid companion K4-RRY, Renn speeds toward destiny…

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The Curbslide bursts into hyperspace

Renn: "They'll never catch me at these speeds!"

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K4-RRY mans the cockpit of The Curbslide

K4-RRY: "I am not programmed for evasive maneuvers... yet here we are."

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K4-RRY beeps urgently

K4-RRY: "Master Renn, citation drone approaching!"

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The Galactic Transit Compliance Bureau appear!

Officer: "Pull over! You're jaywalking hyperspace!"

<< MARSHAL VORN DRAYK >>

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Vorn Drayk: "You violated sector 7 transit code 1138... Prepare for enforcement."

Renn ignites his lightsaber!

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Renn: "I'll never stop fighting for freedom from red tape."

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The Curbslide escapes into the void

K4-RRY: "Master Renn... we live to speed another day."

<< MARSHAL VORN DRAYK >>

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Vorn Drayk: "Drawing a weapon during a citation? That’s another 200 credits… and probable cause for impoundment.
Unbelievable. Even for you, Jaywalker. But we’ll settle this another time."

Written and Directed by

YOU

CAST

Renn Jaywalker

K4-RRY

Marshal Vorn Drayk

Galactic Transit Compliance Bureau

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ROBOT

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May 4th 2025